What can I tell you. I was born in Brooklyn but left when I was so young that my accent sounds more suburban Jersey than Bay Ridge. Grew up with six brothers and sisters which made for the loudest, most fun house on the block. Got to college for my soccer abilities and fooled them for four years into thinking I was halfway decent. Became a stand up and sketch comic for five years touring the country in hopes of becoming the next Dana Carvey. Lucked my way into my first ad job soon after. Married a wonderful, patient lady who rolls her eyes at me from time to time. My 3 kids do the same but it all seems to work. Today, even though we’re a bit smaller in size, we’ve got the loudest, most fun house on the block.

And I still think my best ideas are out there.